On the Top Gear website recently, Jeremy Clarkson questioned the direction of the show and invited mere common folk to post what they wanted from a show that is about cars. Here is what I said.
Both my sons, 3 years old and nearly 2 know what sound a Ferrari makes. They both know that the correct response to the question ‘What sound does Clarkson make?’ is POWERRRRR. These are young children but they know that a TVR is better looking than Ford and if their father ever won the lottery then a Wiesmann Roadster would be making its way to Canada.
Growing petrol is pretty pointless. Bring back the tests where you have a bowl of cold water in your lap as you drive over crappy roads. Try to destroy another Toyota. Test drive cars that people want to own, not cars they have to own.
As much as the show is a British show, it is huge around the world and when you go into the details of a car that is, well, British, the rest of the world just yawns and is glad they don’t have speed cameras. Television is entertainment. I wouldn’t buy a car based on a tv show, OK, yes I would but I am like a squirral wrapped in clingfilm, clearly nuts!
The challenges where Clarkson has to beat Hamster and Captain slow to the local chippy by driving a F1 car are what we want. I want to see fast cars that i would never be able to own, and if I did, never be able to insure, and if I could, never be able to drive because I would lose my license in the first five miles. My wife is addicted to the show as I am.
Don’t go to America, they won’t understand the show or the insults. Go to the south of France and drive fast in a baby Aston. Don’t get side tracked to things that are done without a car. More supercars, more beautiful cars, and more cutting sarcasm as there can never be too much of that!
Oh, and come back for series 10!