My wife knows that it takes variety to keep a marriage fresh.

My wife adds spice and variety in our married life by varying what happens…… Let me explain with examples from last week..

Monday - No
Tuesday - hysterical laughter
Wednesday - snoring before I could even begin to beg
Thursday - had a headache
Friday - Slept in different bed
Saturday - didn’t cut toenails
Sunday - I was too tired….

How much more variety could one man handle?