She has finally shown me the connection between housework and sex.

I had heard rumours, jokes even about the invisible link between doing housework and sex but until now, I never understood it. The old joke is “How do you cure your wife’s headache? Do the dishes” but its not funny if you don’t get it!

With less to worry about around the house, what else is a fair maiden to do other than fantasize about getting their love monkey into positions not even mentioned in Cosmo?

I think I just referred to myself as a love monkey…… time to go and shave…