Yesterday I put together my brand spanking (there we go again with the spanking thing, is it wrong to spank something that isn’t new?) computer and discovered that yet again, unforeseen by me, I am going down the road of extra geekiness. Why? Because my new computer looks like the Torchwood SUV! You be the judge!
My wife is confident in her sexual prowess!
What can I say? My wife reads what I write and doesn’t worry that a post like the one below this one is anything other than me talking out of my hat. You see, or rather hear a lot of women who seem to think that they are great in bed and will tell any and everyone whenever they can. If someone leaves them, you’ll here them say that they are walking away from the best (insert sexual act or body part here) they’ll ever find.
My wife doesn’t have to boast about it, and there is no way I would walk away from her (insert sexual act or body part here, here, and then by here). She knows that she totally rocks my boat and thats good enough for her, and me 
In a previous post I commented on a couple of websites that had written ‘How To’ articles on the art of blow jobs. The articles were very well written and an enjoyable read but they started me thinking. How does a woman know if the blow job she is giving is a good one or if the man is just paying lip service (so to speak) to the deed?
Given the fact that men generally will do or say anything to get sex, and given the fact that unless the woman is wearing braces and using a little too much teeth, a man is not going to complain about the service, how does a woman know if she is doing a good job? Apart from the end result of a mouthful, anything a man does during the act could be for a multitude of reasons.
For example:
The man groans and moans – too much teeth or his team just let in a goal
The mans body started moving back and forth – back hair starting to itch
The man proclaims to the world that this is the best blow job ever – it truly might be, or perhaps he is just giving encouragement
You see, a guide to blow jobs written by a woman is like a man explaining exactly what it feels like to give birth. Men can read all the books, watch it live, ask questions but at the end of the day, men don’t have to put anything out of their ying yang!
But wait, I hear you ask, why would a man let a woman carry on giving a blow job if the aforementioned job is not that good? Several reasons. Hope springs eternal and therefore the man is hoping that the woman gets better through practice. Another reason is that if you are in a desert and dying of thirst you don’t complain if the water you are given by a kind passing stranger is slighty warm with a funny after taste!
I have commented on other people’s guide for technique and it isn’t fair unless I give you my guide on doing the best that you can.
Its quite simple.
Just do it!
After all, something’s better than nothing! And hopefully it will be over before the game restarts! 
