100 reasons why I love my wife – Reason 35
My wife likes to pretend she is a nurse.
Now if she did want to dress up all nursey like and administer a bed bath or something as pleasurable then I obviously wouldn’t be complaining but sadly, thats not what I mean.
My wife looks after me when I am ill. Having had some sort of gastro explosion this week and having spent most of a night sat on the toilet puking and wondering how can stuff come out of both ends at once, my wife let me sleep in, something I never do, and then bought all sorts of medicines and supplies to keep me alive until I had my strength back, or at least until the room stopped spinning and my stomach stopped grumbling.
She does this without complaint, which I am afraid is more than I would do. You see, although it may be a surprise to you, I can be a bit of a bastard!
Now I just have to find a nurses uniform for my wife to wear when she is wiping my brow….

