Welshrogue

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Instant messengers are wonderful tools. They can keep you intouch with close friends, family members, allow you to make new friends and every now and again, let you experience the girls who type things like….

Girl> Hi, saw your profile and wanted to chat
(don’t have a profile)
Girl> ASL
(didn’t you say you saw my profile?)
Girl> What are you doing?
(ignoring you)
Girl> I am just sat here and I, erm, getting horny…
(well don’t sit at the computer then)
Girl> Do you want to have some fun?
(Yes, I am going to watch sport on TV, cya)
Girl> What are you wearing
(A dumbstruck look on my face as I wonder why you haven’t gotten the message yet)
Girl> I am so wet…
(well make sure you touch the live parts of your computer then)
Girl> I am putting my hand down your pants
(After looking down I realise she can’t be speaking to me)

The general point of this type of contact, I believe as I can`t seem to get past this stage without hitting the `block contact` button is for you to look at some website or other. Like I saw, I never get that far, the girl (if it is infact a girl) has a zero sense of humour and appears to work in the same manner as those phone call salesman who continue working through their script regardless what you say. I guess its a living but one I don`t think I would choose!

</RANT>

I am not religious in the slightest, never have been and barring any devine intervention, I won’t be in the future. Yet, I love Welsh hymms, especially this one below. I think if I ever do die, which I am hoping to avoid for a really long time, then this will be played as they do whatever they do to dead people.

Cwm Rhondda

Guide me, O Thou great Jehovah
Pilgrim through this barren land
I am weak but Thou art mighty
Hold me with Thy powerful hand.
Bread of heaven, bread of heaven
Feed me till I want no more
Feed me till I want no more.

Open now the crystal fountain
Whence the healing waters flow
Let the fiery, cloudy pillar
Lead me all my journey through.
Strong Deliv’rer, Strong Deliv’rer
Be Thou still my strength and shield
Be Thou still my strength and shield.

When I tread the verge of Jordan
Bid my anxious fears subside
Bear me through the swelling current
Land me safe on Canaan’s side
Songs of praises, songs of praises
I will ever give to Thee
I will ever give to Thee.