Many moons ago, I played a first person shooter called Doom. It scared the living shit out of me, with its basic graphics, cheesy music and sound, it managed to do something that frightened me beyond reason. I would play for hours, and then take off the T shirt that was now drenched in sweat. I would play in the dark, because obviously, playing in the dark makes it more scary. I had the Army of Darkness mod, me and my boomstick would blow up floating heads like there was no tomorrow. I had the Alien’s mod that scared me more than anything else I can recall. Those little spider like creatures running towards me………….. ARGH!!!!!!!! Oh, those were the days my friend, those were the days.
Fast forward (like in the movies) to today. Doom the movie has finally been released, after many years of speculation about who might star in it (Stallone, Ahrnold) and starring is, The Rock…….. who wasn’t even heard of back then…. how times change! The story is based on the recent Doom³. The ‘plot’, as is features a breakout of something or someone at a research base on mars. What enfolds is a pretty basic monster hunt type of a movie, think Aliens with game tie in’s. As a movie, it was at best average, with a plot that didn’t really make sense moving the action along quickly enough that you didn’t have to actually think too much to understand it. A team of marines sent in to save the staff obviously gets beaten up, the staff they were sent to rescue die and then come back to life, and lots of groovy monsters hide in the shadows and kill people.
The Rock plays the man in charge of the marine team, with Karl Urban as the focus of the team and Rosmary (it looks cold on mars) Pike playing a scientist and his sister.
While the movie itself is beyond rescue, two or three points made the movie rock, simply from a Doom geek point of view. Firstly, the BFG, or a Big Firing Gun as the ‘technical term’ was…. or as the Rock put it, Big Fucking Gun. The BFG is a firm favourite from Doom the game, saving your life when the odds seem stacked against you. The BFG is your friend, the BFG is good!!
The second point was the first person shooter portion of the movie, where rather than seeing the actor, you, the audience are holding the gun, running around corners and firing at anything that moves! A very cute way to pay tribute to the first person shooter genre and Doom itself.
Finally, and perhaps the best part of the movie, the chainsaw. The fight takes place during the first person portion and involves a monster that is half in a motorized wheel chair contraption. The chainsaw is the most basic weapon from Doom, used when you have run out of bullets, and used your last grenade. Just to hear the chainsaw revving up and being used to attack this mutant creature warmed the cockles of my heart. Made me smile and forget how poor the movie was.
A movie I had to see but just wish it had been better!